A Funny

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Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but
seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on
your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the
jaguar, the cougar, the
mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit,
but not ONE named for a
dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around?
We do love a nice ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle"
the " Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the
forest and no human hears him,is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal
instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If thereare, will I have to
apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of
the things I must remember - to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs,etc., just because I
like the way they smell.
3. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.. neither are laps.
4. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
5. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
6. I will not bite the officer's hand when he
reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
7. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when
I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not throw up in the car.

11. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. And,
finally, My last question

Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my
testicles back?

That is so cute.

Yes, a lil humor is very needed! Hope you are keeping safe "East Coast Friends"! It's that season again!

florida.jpg (72 Kb, 1 downloads) Yikes! FLORIDA!

lol thats great!!!!!!!!!

Glad you all liked it, I thought it was cute, we are doing ok here in NC, I hope Florida is ok, I think Dennis went from a 4 to a catagory 2, I have a friend that is down there right now, he is with a search and rescue team.