The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
> >"Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by
Dave
> >Pilkey.
> >
> >The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third
> >letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> >
> > > a = poopsie
> >
> > > b = lumpy
> >
> > > c = buttercup
> >
> > > d = gadget
> >
> > > e = crusty
> >
> > > f = greasy
> >
> > > g = fluffy
> >
> > > h = cheeseball
> >
> > > i = chim-chim
> >
> > > j = stinky
> >
> > > k = flunky
> >
> > > l = boobie
> >
> > > m = pinky
> >
> > > n = zippy
> >
> > > o = goober
> >
> > > p = doofus
> >
> > > >q = slimy
> >
> > > r = loopy
> >
> > > s = snotty
> >
> > > t = tootie
> >
> > > u = dorkey
> >
> > > v = squeezit
> >
> > > w = oprah
> >
> > > x = skipper
> >
> > > y = dinky
> >
> > > z = zsa-zsa
> >
> >Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your
> >new last name:
> >
> > > a = apple
> >
> > > b = toilet
> >
> > > c = giggle
> >
> > > d = burger
> >
> > > e = girdle
> >
> > > f = barf
> >
> > > g = lizard
> >
> > > h = waffle
> >
> > > i = cootie
> >
> > > j = monkey
> >
> > > k = potty
> >
> > > l = liver
> >
> > > m = banana
> >
> > > n = rhino
> >
> > > o = bubble
> >
> > > p = hamster
> >
> > > q = toad
> >
> > > r = gizzard
> >
> > > s = pizza
> >
> > > t = gerbil
> >
> > > u = chicken
> >
> > > v = pickle
> >
> > > w = chuckle
> >
> > > x = tofu
> >
> > > y = gorilla
> >
> > >z = stinker
> >
> >Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> >your new last name:
> >
> > > a = head
> >
> > > b = mouth
> >
> > > c = face
> >
> > > d = nose
> >
> > > e = tush
> >
> > > f = breath
> >
> > > g = pants
> >
> > > h = shorts
> >
> > > i = lips
> >
> > > j = honker
> >
> > > k = butt
> >
> > > l = brain
> >
> > > m = tushie
> >
> > > n = chunks
> >
> > > o = hiney
> >
> > > p = biscuits
> >
> > > q = toes
> >
> > > r = buns
> >
> > > s = fanny
> >
> > >t = sniffer
> >
> > > u = sprinkles
> >
> > > v = kisser
> >
> > > w = squirt
> >
> > > x = humperdinck
> >
> > > y = brains
> >
> > > z = juice

My new name is " Goober Gizzard Hiney"

Mine is Zippy Crusty Butt

Wait I did it wrong mine is...Zippy Girdle Butt
Buster's is ...Lumpy Girdle Butt
Roy's is ...Dinky Girdle Butt
Heather's is...Poopsie Bubble Buns

This is funny!
My husband is LOOPY GIZZARD HINEY
My daughter is SNOTTY WAFFLE HEAD