20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.

19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

18. Hard to read the monitor with your head
cocked to one side.

17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear
"You've Got Mail."

15. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're
browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.

13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that JPEG frisbee.

12. Not at all fooled by Dogmore Screen Saver.

11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that
signifies tail-wagging.

10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the
Microsoft OpposableThumb.

9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice
recognition software.

6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.

5 SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK
are out of the question!

4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.

2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than
online chat rooms.

and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...

1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE
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(source: David Letterman Show)

I thought this was pretty cute!

Mother of Lucie Lue, Kenzie, Tigger, & Starr!

Tiffany that was great....I needed a laugh!!!

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That was so cute, I love it!

Anna & the furkids!

I just got this one as an e-mail. A lot of it is the same, but there are some differences. It is still very funny though!!

top ten reasons dogs can't play with the computer!!!

10. They can't stick their heads out of Windows 98.
9. The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.
8. It's too messy to "mark" every Web site they visits.
7. They can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail".
6. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
5. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that they are browsing purina's website instead of working.
4. Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
3. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
2. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.

And the number one reason why dogs can’t use computers…

1. They are distracted by cats chasing the mouse.


*Made By Primabella @ Hungry Hound*

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Cute!