"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."

"The more people I meet the more I like my dog."

"You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because he's too smart to bother."

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."

"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich."

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

"I like dogs better [than people]. They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always know where they're coming from. With people, you never know which ones will bite.”

"I used to look at my dog and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.'"

"Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."

"No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has."

"A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such."

"The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. . . .He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. . . .When all other friends desert, he remains."

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."

"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace."

“If you want the best seat in the house ... move the dog”

"In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog."

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

They are too cute!!!! Thanks for sharing!

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I loved it!

Think I'll print it out and take it to work (there's a thing or two on there they should read ).

Anna
Angus, Huney & Roxey

These are excellent and so true. I have especially learned to go by this one:

"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."

Lady proves me correct every time.