Four married guys went fishing. After an hour, the
following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every
room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll build her
a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I'll remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not
said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what
you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I
shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex,"
and she said, "Wear a sweater."

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