A lil Humor that I found:
Dear God.......from the dog

Dear God,
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same
old story?

* Dear God,
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,
the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle'
the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

* Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is
he still a bad dog?

* Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

* Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

* Dear God,
Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to
be a good dog:

- I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they
throw it up.
- I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because
I like the way they smell.
- I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although
they are tasty, they are not food.
- The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
- The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom's and Dad's laps.
- The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
- My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
- I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's
driver's license and registration.
- I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the
toilet.
- Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of
saying 'hello.'
- I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the
house.
- I will not throw up in the car.
- I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt
across the carpet.
- The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes
that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

* Dear God,
May I have my testicles back?

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Rosemary,

... .. Rosemary this is hilarious !!, if you have a copy email it to me I want to send it to my Aunt Rita, its easier than copying and pasteing

It's on its way!

I got it, I have already sent it out.