The Doctor told me, I should start an exercise program. Not Wanting
to harm this old body, I've devised the following:


Monday
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper


Tuesday
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head


Wednesday
Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles


Thursday
Advise the President on how to run the country
Toot my own horn
Pull out all the stops
Add fuel to the fire


Friday
Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge


Saturday
Pick up the pieces!!



Sunday
Kneel in prayer
Bow my head in thanksgiving
Uplift my hands in praise
Hug someone and encourage them.

Whew! What a workout!
It's enough to tire one out for a long time!!

I got one for ya.. I was given this as a gag gift. Its a small little block about 1/2 inch and the note said to put the block on the floor and walk around it as many times as needed. When people ask tell them you walked around the block so many times!!!!!!!!

Too funny!

I LOVE IT!! When Hiram starts complaining I don't exercise enough, I'll just show him this.

Thanks Yvonne...I needed this.

Yep, it sure covers all the exercize I do!

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Originally posted by Rosemary:
Yep, it sure covers all the exercize I do!

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