(THANKS Sandra~ this was very cute!) > > > > KNOCK KNOCK .........>>>.......A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to
his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and
wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he
broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand
at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the
garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22a) Now, pass it on!!

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My brother-in-law in North Carolina sent that to me. He likes clean jokes as much as I do. I did get a kick out of and am going to give a copy to our preacher here.