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A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded,
rural area of the state.
After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him
consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like substance on his
plate and he questioned his grandfather, "Are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can
get them so go on and finish your meal."
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate, and a substance
that looked like dried egg yokes so he asked again, "Are you sure these
plates are clean?"
Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, "I told
you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them, now don't
ask me about it anymore!"
Later that afternoon, as he was on his way out to get the paper, the
dog started to growl and would not let him pass. "Grandfather, your dog
won't let me out."
Without diverting his attention from the football game his Grandfather
was watching, he shouted, "Coldwater, move!"

Anna
Angus, Huney & Roxey

 
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Eek Hilarious!!!!!

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funnypost Can you imagine that happening for real!! lol

 
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yuck!! hehehe

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