Subject: How to bathe a cat



Subject: HOW TO BATHE THE CAT



HOW TO BATHE THE CAT


1. THOROUGHLY CLEAN TOILET.

2. LIFT BOTH LIDS AND ADD SHAMPOO

3. FIND AND SOOTHE CAT AS YOU CARRY HIM TO BATHROOM

4. IN ONE SWIFT MOVE, PLACE CAT IN TOILET, CLOSE BOTH LIDS, AND

STAND ON TOP.....SO CAT CANNOT ESCAPE.


5. THE CAT WILL SELF AGITATE AND PRODUCE AMPLE SUDS. (IGNORE

RUCKUS FROM NSIDE TOILET - CAT IS ENJOYING THIS)


6. FLUSH TOILET 3 OR 4 TIMES. THIS PROVIDES POWER RINSE, WHICH

IS QUITE EFFECTIVE. CAT IS TOO BIG TO GO ANYWHERE.


7. HAVE SOMEONE OPEN OUTSIDE DOOR, STAND AS FAR FROM TOILET AS
POSSIBLE AND QUICKLY LIFT BOTH LIDS.

8. CLEAN CAT WILL ROCKET OUT OF THE TOILET AND OUTDOORS WHERE HE

WILL AIR DRY. CAT WILL RETURN WHEN HUNGRY.



SINCERELY,

THE DOG

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