The Dead Rabbit

> >A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit
> >jump out across the middle of the road.
> >
> >He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right

> >in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as
> >well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out
> >to see what has become of the rabbit.
> >
> >Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
> >
> >The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
> >
> >A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees
> >a man crying at the side of the road and pulls over.
> >
> >She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong?
> >"I feel terrible, "he explains,
> >"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
> >
> >The blonde says, "Don't worry."
> >She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
> >
> >She walks over to the dead rabbit,
> >bends down and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
> >
> >The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of
> >them and hops off down the road.
> >
> >Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again;
> > he hops down the road another 10 feet,
> >turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
> >turns and waves and repeats this again and
> >again, until he hops off out of sight.
> >
> >The man is astonished.
> >
> >He runs over to the woman and demands,
> >"What is in that can?
> >What did you spray on that rabbit?"
> >
> >The woman turns the can around so that the
> >man can read the label.
> >
> >It says..... (Are you ready for this?)



> >Hair Spray -
> >Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave.

Thats Cute

oh man...

Behold ! your new reigning Queen of the Bad Jokes!!

*curtsies*

A Native American saying: "We do not inherit the land, we borrow it from our children."
Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.
-- George Bernard Shaw

I seen that one not too long ago, I love it