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> > > >
> > > > Subject: The Clinton Era
> > > >
> > > > Here is some very expensive words to chew on.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > This would seem not really all that relevant to us today until you
get
> > to
> > > > #14. Then chills go down the spine.
> > > >
> > > > Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
> > > >
> > > > I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
> > > > Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am
sending
> > my
> > > > "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
> > > >
> > > > 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula
Jones,
> > > > Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey and Juanita
> > > > Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
> > > >
> > > > 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had
> > really
> > > > planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but
now
> > > > they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
> > > >
> > > > 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work
> place
> > > > (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have
to
> > > > know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know
that
> > > > certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while
the
> > > > other one involved does NOT have sex.
> > > >
> > > > 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a
new
> > > > generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie,
> "Wag
> > > > the Dog" could be plausible after all.
> > > >
> > > > 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford
look
> > > > graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful,
and
> > > > John Kennedy look moral.
> > > >
> > > > 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled
> the
> > > > 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
> > > > testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
> > > >
> > > > 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
> imprisonments
> > > > from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32
criminal
> > > > convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
> > > >
> > > > 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much
of
> > our
> > > > foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations"
carefully
> > > > disguised as necessary trips.
> > > >
> > > > 9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really
> > > > didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well
> > > > deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollar than jet
fuel
> > for
> > > > all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, your family and your
> > > > cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other
> > > > administration.
> > > >
> > > > 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons
> of
> > > > convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have
> them
> > > > rejoin society.
> > > >
> > > > 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure
> that
> > > > Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the
> housewarming
> > > > gifts you've received from your "friends."
> > > >
> > > > 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House
> for
> > > > vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I
also
> > > > appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
> linen,
> > > > towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals,
etc)
> > out
> > > > of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus
less
> > > > tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
> > > >
> > > > 13. And, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar
> advance
> > > > for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million
> advance
> > > > for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay?
> > > >
> > > > 14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel
> to
> > > > let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a
bus
> > in
> > > > Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him.
As
> > > > part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had
> to
> > > > agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the
> Israelis
> >
> > > > would not release any with blood on their hands. The American
> President
> > > > at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren
> > > > Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus
Mohammed
> > > > Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane
> into
> > > > Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of
the
> > > > American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first
> > > > identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why
> > > > shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
> > > >
> > > > What a guy!! If you agree that the American public must be made
aware
> > > > of these facts, pass this on.
> > > >
> > > > God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes
so
> > > > wisely and frugally.
> > > >
> > > > SINCERELY,
> > > >
> > > > A US Citizen
> > > >
> > > > PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing"
> the
> > > > Internet, without which I would not be able to send this
wonderful
> > > > factual e-mail.
> > > >
> > > > AND THE REST OF THE STORY
> > > >
> > > > Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under
> the
> > > > "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even
if
> > > > she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional
salary
> > > > until she dies.
> > > >
> > > > (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after
> only
> > 4
> > > > years?)
> > > >
> > > > If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He
> is
> > > > already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
> > > > outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies.
> > > >
> > > > Guess who pays for that? WE DO!
> > > >
> > > > It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY
residency
> > > > they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New
> > > > York.
> > > >
> > > > Makes sense.
> > > >
> > > > They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.
> > > >
> > > > Still makes sense.
> > > >
> > > > Here is where it becomes interesting.
> > > >
> > > > Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an
> > extra
> > > > residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret
> Service
> > > > agents.
> > > >
> > > > The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for
> the
> > > > use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their
> mortgage
> > > > payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's
> > > > salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as
the
> > > > salaries for their 12 man staff-and, this is all perfectly legal!
> > > >
> > > > When she runs for President, will you vote for her