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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car
and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports
and either takes music or dance classes.

There is no access to fast food.

Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned
house clean, correct all homework, complete science
projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

The men only have access to television when the kids are
asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV
between them and there is NO REMOTE.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily which they must apply
themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

They must attend weekly PTA meetings and clean up after
their sick children at 3:00 a.m., make an Indian hut model
with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker, and get a 4-year-old to
eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be
intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last
man does win, he can play the game over and over again
for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called
"Mother."


 
Posts: 8054 | Location: Concord,NC | Registered: August 01, 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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lol lollol lol
 
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Yvonne, would any man make it through the 6 wk period?(Just the kids!) funnypost



 
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Wink I don't know, my hubby is pretty thrifty, most men couldn't do it though. Smile


 
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Okay Yvonne,but wouldn't he get messed up on the Mascara though? Or would the lip liner get him?(hehehe) lol



 
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